1. that-awkward-potato-:

    rantyrandy:

    indieduckie:

    comicsansmpreg:

    rest in peace you fucking toilet cover

    Do you think Sully was caught, killed, shaved, had his fur turned into a toilet seat cover, and had his body experimented on, all because he was trying to visit Boo at the end of Monsters, Inc.?

    It would explain why there was a prequel and not a sequel…

    This post just ruined my life

    (via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

     
  2. m0ntar:

    nicks-weird-blog:

    avatartom:

    Ladies and Gentlemen, the new Earth King.

    Was anyone else thinking of…

    YES

     

  3. denchgang:

    steal my style 

    -all black

    -a single bead of sweat from how hot i am in all black 

    (via ohdarlingss)

     
  4. norsecow:

    malformalady:

    Blood freezes on the back of a truck

    Photo credit: Todd Noble

    Surely some sort of explanation of the blood would be useful

    (via ohdarlingss)

     

  5. spoof:

    there should be a dating website called ebae

    (Source: despute, via ohdarlingss)

     

  6. fuckyeahchristmaspizza:

    Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

    ICH LIEBE DICH

    (Source: spintheblackcircle, via ohdarlingss)

     

  7. precumming:

    j6:

    precumming:

    j6:

    precumming i love following you to get content that i don’t care about at all on my dashboard

    image

    like this shit. i don’t want to see ugly ass iggly buff

    umm its kirby

    You’re both wrong it’s pre-fame Justin Bieber

     

  8. jathis:

    cartel:

    walking into the wrong class

    image

    THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

    BEFUDDLED

    (via joshpeck)

     
  9. sezja:

    gotothemattresses:

    thefrogman:

    In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

    You can’t possibly say no to that.

    "I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

    (Source: 4gifs, via perks-of-being-chinese)

     

  10. faggity-ang:

    meowvgonspengler:

    do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

    and then you realize you forgot to turn the light off.

    Or you have to pee

    (via sadleonardo)